Monday, January 18, 2010
- stealing is theft
- have you ever wondered what life would be like as a penguin?
- i was recently informed that a koalas fingerprints is identical to that of a human. Does this mean that unidentified fingerprint crimes are koalas? Dangerous criminal koalas? God help us
- Are you afraid of the dark? I am
- How creepy would that be if dogs could talk?
- andy likes board games
- can penguins and seals ever get along? When will the violence end?
- do polar bears find true love?
- Is Miley Cyrus the voice of our generation? I sure hope so.
- I never cried for Argentina... Argentina never cried for me
- I wonder if there is a market for mead these days
- Gollum is my homeboy
- have you ever wondered what life would be like as a penguin?
- i was recently informed that a koalas fingerprints is identical to that of a human. Does this mean that unidentified fingerprint crimes are koalas? Dangerous criminal koalas? God help us
- Are you afraid of the dark? I am
- How creepy would that be if dogs could talk?
- andy likes board games
- can penguins and seals ever get along? When will the violence end?
- do polar bears find true love?
- Is Miley Cyrus the voice of our generation? I sure hope so.
- I never cried for Argentina... Argentina never cried for me
- I wonder if there is a market for mead these days
- Gollum is my homeboy
Saturday, January 9, 2010
- i would love to get drunk in a saloon
- that's classic phil
- im still a little hung up about how im going to be killed
- just saw a dominoes delivery guy talking to himself in his car
- people say football is a game of inches. They're wrong, it's a game of yards..... dumbasses
- people say you can do anything if you put your mind to it. I still cannot dunk
- I've always thought of Emmett as Dumbledore
pearl of wisdon
People get down on obese people these days. but many years ago in the ice age their size would have been respected for its practicality..... extra blubber
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
- Jake runs this blog
- if water had alcohol, id be an alcoholic
- I sometimes sober blackout
- this rubber band has expanded greatly since being on my wrist
- i can confirm that i am indeed immune to marijuana
- I think one of my deepest regrets is being unable to grow a handlebar mustache
- alanis morisettes' song "ironic" is truly ironic because it is a song about irony that is without anything ironic
- andy has a lot of shovels in his trunk......... suspicious
- ive never understood the appeal of a horse. sure maybe back in the 1700's but surely not today
- if water had alcohol, id be an alcoholic
- I sometimes sober blackout
- this rubber band has expanded greatly since being on my wrist
- i can confirm that i am indeed immune to marijuana
- I think one of my deepest regrets is being unable to grow a handlebar mustache
- alanis morisettes' song "ironic" is truly ironic because it is a song about irony that is without anything ironic
- andy has a lot of shovels in his trunk......... suspicious
- ive never understood the appeal of a horse. sure maybe back in the 1700's but surely not today
An Interview Getting to Know YOUR Hamilton
- Name? William Lee Hamilton
- Nicknames? Hamilton, Hambone, I don’t want to go further
- Date and Place of Birth? Jan. 30, 1989. Macon, Georgia. United States of America
- If you could change your place of birth where and when? Corkscrew, Ireland. March 14, 1679.
- Favorite Holiday? Christmas
- Favorite Vacation spot? Lake Merry Meeting New Hampshire
- What’s your opinion on not being referred to by your first name? It saddens me a little bit. I feel like I was given a first name for a reason. That’s all I have to say about the matter.
- If you were an animal what would you be? A dog. Specifically a mutt. I feel like I blend all different things.
- What’s your opinion on drunkenness? It’s a good time for all to share.
- We hear your immune to marijuana. Can you elaborate? I consumed a vast amount of the “weed” and I remained perfectly sober and mindful.
- What are your greatest fears? Sharks.
- How many times can you say you’ve successfully lighted a bonfire? Everytime… except for once.
- Have you ever questioned a question? And have you ever found a satisfactory answer? Who hasn’t and Yes.
- Do you fancy yourself a highly qualified navigator? Yes… around cities yes. I can get you close BUT, others have said no. They’re wrong.
- Most embarrassing moment? 3rd grade. Swim meet Avalon. Michael Piacintini pulled down my shorts to unveil my junk. Everybody saw.
- What’s your ideal woman? (Sighs) I don’t know. Jake, this is getting too real. Next question
- If you were a king and could make any law, what law would you make? I’ve never been a fan of jay-walking. I think it’s stupid that it’s illegal. I think you should be able to jay-walk.
- Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Yes.
- You pride yourself on never wearing the same pair of socks. Why? We have a sock basket in my house and since I was a little kid my mom would just toss them in there and we have to match them ourselves and I’m not about that.
- What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done? I don’t know… I’ve done too many dangerous things
- People like talking about your mother? How does this make you feel? It makes me mad. Jake would have no shot with my mother. (Lies)
- In one word, describe your impact on the World as a whole. Cheer
- If you could drive any kind of car around town to let people know about you, what would you drive? A moped. It’s just the kind of guy I am.
- If you could mate two animals together, which two animals would you choose? A raccoon and a koala bear.
- If you could play backgammon with any person, who would it be? Chester Macarthur.
- What’s the best part of being Will Hamilton? I can tell you what’s not the best part: Jake, Andy, and Harrison doing this interview. There is no best part…
- Nicknames? Hamilton, Hambone, I don’t want to go further
- Date and Place of Birth? Jan. 30, 1989. Macon, Georgia. United States of America
- If you could change your place of birth where and when? Corkscrew, Ireland. March 14, 1679.
- Favorite Holiday? Christmas
- Favorite Vacation spot? Lake Merry Meeting New Hampshire
- What’s your opinion on not being referred to by your first name? It saddens me a little bit. I feel like I was given a first name for a reason. That’s all I have to say about the matter.
- If you were an animal what would you be? A dog. Specifically a mutt. I feel like I blend all different things.
- What’s your opinion on drunkenness? It’s a good time for all to share.
- We hear your immune to marijuana. Can you elaborate? I consumed a vast amount of the “weed” and I remained perfectly sober and mindful.
- What are your greatest fears? Sharks.
- How many times can you say you’ve successfully lighted a bonfire? Everytime… except for once.
- Have you ever questioned a question? And have you ever found a satisfactory answer? Who hasn’t and Yes.
- Do you fancy yourself a highly qualified navigator? Yes… around cities yes. I can get you close BUT, others have said no. They’re wrong.
- Most embarrassing moment? 3rd grade. Swim meet Avalon. Michael Piacintini pulled down my shorts to unveil my junk. Everybody saw.
- What’s your ideal woman? (Sighs) I don’t know. Jake, this is getting too real. Next question
- If you were a king and could make any law, what law would you make? I’ve never been a fan of jay-walking. I think it’s stupid that it’s illegal. I think you should be able to jay-walk.
- Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Yes.
- You pride yourself on never wearing the same pair of socks. Why? We have a sock basket in my house and since I was a little kid my mom would just toss them in there and we have to match them ourselves and I’m not about that.
- What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done? I don’t know… I’ve done too many dangerous things
- People like talking about your mother? How does this make you feel? It makes me mad. Jake would have no shot with my mother. (Lies)
- In one word, describe your impact on the World as a whole. Cheer
- If you could drive any kind of car around town to let people know about you, what would you drive? A moped. It’s just the kind of guy I am.
- If you could mate two animals together, which two animals would you choose? A raccoon and a koala bear.
- If you could play backgammon with any person, who would it be? Chester Macarthur.
- What’s the best part of being Will Hamilton? I can tell you what’s not the best part: Jake, Andy, and Harrison doing this interview. There is no best part…
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