Tasha Herbert- noted poet, writer, screenwriter, columnist, novelist, adult novelist, adult magazine contributor, journalist, editorialist, and jingle writer, served as a teaching assistant for Professor McGonagall during her lectures on Transfiguration 1995-1996, quit due to sexual harassment claims levied against Professor Sprout, has served time on the "street", escaped Jack the Ripper: had just come from the spice store and when attacked blew pepper into his face coining the term pepper spray, noted drug kingpin of Manchester, England (basically she peddled weed to kids), successfully cured AIDS but is holding out for the best price, served time on the US Supreme Court and sexually harassed Clarence Thomas, her screenplay contributions include: The Lion King, Fast times at Ridgemont High, Home Alone 3, Shrek 2, Night at the Museum, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Boogie Nights, recently married to Edward from Twilight.
Landis Atkinson- a member of Wall Street, a member of Main Street, the people's politician, economic advisor to the Ford administration, told Henry Kissinger to go f... himself, told to go f... himself by Richard Nixon and Richard Simmons, editor of the Wall Street Journal (resigned to due to insider trading on People Magazine stock), has fought in the war room, first person to lead the G-8 summit who did not hold public office, had a strange encounter in Alabama, involved a goat and a tractor, has been romantically linked to Eva Mendes, Heidi Klum and Sara Jessica Parker in his dreams, has been romantically linked to his work in real life, a guest lecturer at the London School of Economics (resigned due to capitalist sympathies, warned Neville Chamberlain about Hitler (not Churchill), co-written a book with Joe Buck about the intricacies of baseball, noted studies on the spiders of Australia, know who's the boss, producer of Lady Gaga's most recent album, recently engaged to Hilary Duff
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