Hamilton's Contribution's to the World

Notable Freeman Alumni

Andy Allen- Track and Field Captain, avid outdoors man, mustache aficionado, sometime drunkard, part-time pitcher, part-time catcher, all-time lover, cured polio, invented the wheel, re-invented the wheel, the best thing since sliced bread, columnist for the Pittsburgh Post Gazette (lifestyle section), former editor of Boy's Life Magazine, Kirby fan, Kirby Puckett fan, son of Tom and Cathy, uncle of Jake O'Connor, father of Emmett Buckley, sister of Andrew Gilligan, noted for his marriage to Elizabeth Taylor, visited the Neverland Ranch as a child, 6' 6" and growing at an inch per week.

Jake O'Connor- Football, Soccer, Basketball, Dodgeball, Color Guard Captain, lead pianist for O.A.R., served in the Czech Republic Navy (dishonorably discharged), editor of the Washington Post 1994-1998 (resigned due to an affair with a White House intern), graduated from Prarie View A&M University with a major in Linguistics and a minor in French Polynesian history, left the Republican Party in 2002 due to lifestyle choices, has traveled to eight continents (yes, 8), has been to hell and back, noted for his quiet, steely reserve, invented the English Muffin, threw the party Miley Cyrus refers to in her song, roadie for Kurt Cobain, guest role on the Andy Griffith show, personally watched grass grow

Andrew Gilligan- director of Notting Hill, guest star on M.A.S.H season 3, Member of the British Parliament, 1978-1985 (resigned due to Irish Sympathies), avid baker and candlestick maker, noted runner, swimmer, biker, pottery maker, enjoys Pottery Barn and Sears, did in fact have sexual relations with that woman, graduate of Yale University, member of the Skull and Bones Society (hazed George W. Bush, John Kerry, and that Matt Damon character from that movie), owner of Gilligan's Apothecary, recent guest lecturer at Hogwarts, visiting professor at Durmstrang, has found a leprechaun....twice, lead actor in the musical "CATS", has written a bad romance with lady gaga, famous friends include: Lil Wayne, Shaq, LeBron James, Kenny Lofton, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, and the late John Candy

Harrison Baronian- Armenian and Brazilian descent, a lead anthropologist in the study of Argentinian llamas, has made a salmon swim downstream, only attends Nashville parties, has never seen a stiletto, has served time in a North Korean prison, unsuccessful bid for Canadian Prime Minister in 2006, has put Pinochio to shame, recently appointed to the Mississippi state Supreme Court, has tamed a lion and a shark, has never heard of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris has heard of Harrison, two time Olympic gold medalist in diving, torch bearer at the 2000 Sydney games, got Sandra Day O'Connor to loosen up, has led a horse to water and denied it water, has climbed the Andes Mountains, has found beer colder then the Rockies