Emmett's Time

Emmett Buckley- noted three point specialist, battle of the brains captain, general slacker, founded Douglas Southall Freeman High School, Principal from 1967-1975, graduate of J. Sargent Reynolds Community College, Masters in Business Technology from ECPI, visiting scholar at Hogwarts in the 1950s, Dumbledore's first kiss, has been known to disappear at times, relationships have included young asian women lacking hair, knows who shot JR, attempted to stop Lee Harvey Oswald but was too late, Jack Ruby didn't shoot Oswald....Emmett did, has fathered twelve children by thirteen women (how he did it is a mystery), noted for his academic studies on Ancient Greek male erotica, conceived the idea for Seinfeld, was the co-writer of Goodwill Hunting with Matt Damon....not Ben Afleck, directed the AFLAC duck commercials, will assume the role of Dalai Lama in three years as pending his contract, has insulted the Pope to his face, has sold his own indulgences.