Cara

Cara M(cMenamin)- member of the Moscow Ballet (performing the Nutcracker to critical acclaim), lead researcher on dolphin mating habits in the South Pacific, editor of Teen Life Magazine, founder of The Gap, of Italian descent, upcoming cast member of the Jersey Shore 2: Getting Guided, cartoonist for the New Yorker, administrative assistant during the Clinton administration, roommate of Monica Lewinsky (famously found the dress in question), has ties to the Italian, Russia, Mexican, Lithuanian, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, North Korean, Iranian, and Brazilian crime families, the only mistress Tiger Woods truly loved, tried to get Dumbledore to "switch teams", set up Mr.and Mrs. Pacman, Miley Cyrus' backup dancer, spiritual consultant to Madona, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Barry Bonds, Kanye West, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and the Dalai Lama, served as a roadie for NSYNC, had an illicit affair with Lance Bass, upcoming member of the Real World: Sicily, refused to help an old woman cross the street, served as a reporter for WLXY Anchorage reporting on hole-fishin' and snow, is the reason NSYNC broke up