- Jake runs this blog
- if water had alcohol, id be an alcoholic
- I sometimes sober blackout
- this rubber band has expanded greatly since being on my wrist
- i can confirm that i am indeed immune to marijuana
- I think one of my deepest regrets is being unable to grow a handlebar mustache
- alanis morisettes' song "ironic" is truly ironic because it is a song about irony that is without anything ironic
- andy has a lot of shovels in his trunk......... suspicious
- ive never understood the appeal of a horse. sure maybe back in the 1700's but surely not today