An Interview Getting to Know YOUR Hamilton

- Name? William Lee Hamilton
- Nicknames? Hamilton, Hambone, I don’t want to go further
- Date and Place of Birth? Jan. 30, 1989. Macon, Georgia. United States of America
- If you could change your place of birth where and when? Corkscrew, Ireland. March 14, 1679.
- Favorite Holiday? Christmas
- Favorite Vacation spot? Lake Merry Meeting New Hampshire
- What’s your opinion on not being referred to by your first name? It saddens me a little bit. I feel like I was given a first name for a reason. That’s all I have to say about the matter.
- If you were an animal what would you be? A dog. Specifically a mutt. I feel like I blend all different things.
- What’s your opinion on drunkenness? It’s a good time for all to share.
- We hear your immune to marijuana. Can you elaborate? I consumed a vast amount of the “weed” and I remained perfectly sober and mindful.
- What are your greatest fears? Sharks.
- How many times can you say you’ve successfully lighted a bonfire? Everytime… except for once.
- Have you ever questioned a question? And have you ever found a satisfactory answer? Who hasn’t and Yes.
- Do you fancy yourself a highly qualified navigator? Yes… around cities yes. I can get you close BUT, others have said no. They’re wrong.
- Most embarrassing moment? 3rd grade. Swim meet Avalon. Michael Piacintini pulled down my shorts to unveil my junk. Everybody saw.
- What’s your ideal woman? (Sighs) I don’t know. Jake, this is getting too real. Next question
- If you were a king and could make any law, what law would you make? I’ve never been a fan of jay-walking. I think it’s stupid that it’s illegal. I think you should be able to jay-walk.
- Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Yes.
- You pride yourself on never wearing the same pair of socks. Why? We have a sock basket in my house and since I was a little kid my mom would just toss them in there and we have to match them ourselves and I’m not about that.
- What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done? I don’t know… I’ve done too many dangerous things
- People like talking about your mother? How does this make you feel? It makes me mad. Jake would have no shot with my mother. (Lies)
- In one word, describe your impact on the World as a whole. Cheer
- If you could drive any kind of car around town to let people know about you, what would you drive? A moped. It’s just the kind of guy I am.
- If you could mate two animals together, which two animals would you choose? A raccoon and a koala bear.
- If you could play backgammon with any person, who would it be? Chester Macarthur.
- What’s the best part of being Will Hamilton? I can tell you what’s not the best part: Jake, Andy, and Harrison doing this interview. There is no best part…