- i would love to get drunk in a saloon

- that's classic phil

- im still a little hung up about how im going to be killed

- just saw a dominoes delivery guy talking to himself in his car

- people say football is a game of inches. They're wrong, it's a game of yards..... dumbasses

- people say you can do anything if you put your mind to it. I still cannot dunk

- I've always thought of Emmett as Dumbledore