- I will now retire to my bed chamber tonight so that i may awaken ready to plow my hoe (now what could he mean by this...)

Pearl of Wisdom

Don't ever trust a koala bear............ seriously don't

- playing putt putt. tashas going pro
- ball lost in the rough
- hit tasha with the ball
- cara is actually winning
- caras first twitter: tasha cheats
- i could be some baby's daddy

Pearl of Wisdom

A kangaroo without his kick lives in eternal fear of dingos

- woke up. mailed some stuff. unfortunately because it rained i dont get to play with acid at the pool
- why are they called pancakes? i get the pan part but really they don't taste like cake to me
- i was once a child model. on the front page of the Portsmouth Herald

Pearl of Wisdom

always avoid confrontation with those who cook your meal

- penguins are god's gift to the arctic
- harrison said they didn't warn us.... they did
- jake peed on me today
- chuck norris sped on the autobahn
- i need to stop using the computer so much. i should do something productive like shoot hoops. work on my game
- stuck in traffic on 64. oh so sad
- perhaps afroman's "In your pussy" is actually a metaphor for the social progression of women in the late 19th century
- this redneck trucker guy looked at claire and licked his lips sexually at her while we were in traffic
- red like a lobster

hamilton's drunken adventure

- i think i could have been a world class cricket player. i feel that was my calling. however i dont get the rules. that may prove troublesome in my sporting abilities in said sport
- should i get my nipples pierced?
- i feel as if i was the kindergarten van goh of water color portraits
- you know ive never actually seen a motzah ball. i'm not even quite sure they even exist
- condensation. myth?
- i am nearing the point of intoxication. at this grand moment i shall give my regards to the children of nigeria
- much love to my homies in asia
- shot. bong. shot (Will's downfall)
- i may have been a mayan emperor in a former life. im drunk
- i currently lack depth perception
- perhaps ghandi was truly a viscious agressor. had history lied to us? drunk
- thoughts from last night:
- pearl of wisdom: a man with no chopsticks does not go hungry. he will however have a messy meal. always carry a moist towlette

- learned harrison did a strip tease to Enrique Iglesias bailamos. slightly turned on...

- eating frosted flakes. grrrrreaaaaatttt

Will's first insights

- i'm hungry so i'm making some stouffer pizza
- watching the finals. go penguins
- as this day comes to a close i'd like to leave you with this: a man who cannot see the future cannot know the future
- getting ready to go to bed
- i've always thought a racoon or penguin would make a pleasant pet

Intro

So, at the request of our dear friend William Lee Hamilton, I will now be keeping day to day tabs on his life as he updates me his life through "twitter texts." He will also be gracing us with a pearl of wisdom at the end of each day. I'll be updating his thoughts daily.