- penguins are god's gift to the arctic
- harrison said they didn't warn us.... they did
- jake peed on me today
- chuck norris sped on the autobahn
- i need to stop using the computer so much. i should do something productive like shoot hoops. work on my game
- stuck in traffic on 64. oh so sad
- perhaps afroman's "In your pussy" is actually a metaphor for the social progression of women in the late 19th century
- this redneck trucker guy looked at claire and licked his lips sexually at her while we were in traffic
- red like a lobster