- i think i could have been a world class cricket player. i feel that was my calling. however i dont get the rules. that may prove troublesome in my sporting abilities in said sport
- should i get my nipples pierced?
- i feel as if i was the kindergarten van goh of water color portraits
- you know ive never actually seen a motzah ball. i'm not even quite sure they even exist
- condensation. myth?
- i am nearing the point of intoxication. at this grand moment i shall give my regards to the children of nigeria
- much love to my homies in asia
- shot. bong. shot (Will's downfall)
- i may have been a mayan emperor in a former life. im drunk
- i currently lack depth perception
- perhaps ghandi was truly a viscious agressor. had history lied to us? drunk
- thoughts from last night:
- pearl of wisdom: a man with no chopsticks does not go hungry. he will however have a messy meal. always carry a moist towlette
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